Conspiracy. That’s what it is.

I thought paranoia was supposed to be our forte. Now it looks like the Huns have taken our mantle.

The ‘goal that never was’ at Easter Road on Wednesday is centre topic in all the media circles. Of course, this latest conspiracy from the officials come hard on the heels of a disallowed ‘goal’ against the Sheep on the opening day of the season and the now infamous Kris Boydichenko effort against Murderwell.

May I remind any Hun who reads this, on both occasions the defending team had stopped playing.

Vatican Controlled Assistant

Anyway. This Vatican assistant, Martin Cryans has officiated at his last Rankers game after his intervention on Wednesday.

How dare he ‘disallow’ such a clear cut ‘goal’. The ball was the length of Leith Walk over the line.  Stevie Wonder could have seen that!

So now the Huns want St Martin binned.

Such was his ‘gaff’ that an ‘Ibrox insider’ has called for Tom Murphy to be reinstated to the Huns official wish-list, after having such a fine game last Saturday.

Footnote: New Huns video due for release: Three Days At The Top

Now that the SPL have announced who the MIB (mason in black) will be for Sunday’s game against Crimewatch FC, watch out for all sorts of mysterious links to Celtic, Ireland, Mass or even the Vatican!

The press will be put on high alert for any of the above being true. (media true?)

And what about the radio phone-ins?

I can just hear the Billy from Huntown High Street now, “Murray, that’s the most Catholic of Catholic names ever spoken!”.

At this moment they’ll be checking his schooling, just in case he went to a Catholic school, spoke to Catholic friends or has ever refereed a match with Tom Murphy as his assistant.

They’ll even be scouring You Tube for video evidence to see if he issues cards like he’s making the sign of the cross!

Well, at least he’ll take the heat of  ‘Basher Boruc’ and  ‘Mouthy McGeady’ for a couple of days…